Oh My God! A Pink Audi R8

October 2nd, 2009
I'm a big pink, big pink, girl in a big pink, big, pink world

I'm a pink, pink girl... in a pink, pink world...

I’ve said it before, I’m saying it again: “I’m not a R8 fan!”, and when I see R8s with paint jobs like this one, it fills my heart with joy. Audi, it’s your fault. That’s what happens when you build a car for mindless rich people. That’s why I hate the R8 so much. It’s a car made only for image. Made to reflect what you are not.

So, how dumb you have to be to buy a car, which has a starting price of $130,000, and paint it in pink? That’s what happens when you got more into your pockets than into your head. So, once again, thanks Audi for making rich people display their good taste.

Look at the poor car! Just look at it, and tell me you don’t feel like smashing your head to the walls when you see that purple side blades. Purple carbon fibre? Not to say that purple and pink simply don’t match.

But you know what? That feeling of happiness I was talking about earlier it’s easily taken over by a strange feeling. I think it’s The Pity. Yes, that’s it. Pity. No car deserves a treatment like that. Not even an R8. Take care.

Comments ( 19 )

  • No Comment For Car…….

  • So Sexy Car ….

  • Nice CAR!!!

  • Hmmm…. the R8, according to the author..”is a car made only for image”. Most automobile enthusiasts would disagree. Pink, yellow, or even with zebra stripes, the R8 is an amazing machine. A huge insult to repaint it, but hardly Audi’s fault.

    • I’m not saying the R8 is a wreck. But it’s not far from one. Anyway,it will be your worst spent $130K. With half the money you can make an import “ricer” smoke the R8 with style…

      • You’re missing the point of the R8. It’s a driver’s car. An everyday supercar that you can drive to work in comfort and style during the week, then take to the track on the weekends and have a blast. To say that you can make an import ricer smoke the R8 with half the cash isn’t the idea of the car.

        You can throw a big engine into any small car you want and make it ultra-fast, but the driving experience isn’t there. Not to mention it will ride like crap, not handle well, and won’t last more than a few months.

        Go drive an R8 then come back and say you’d rather have a tuned ricer.

  • wow liviu, you are the most idiotic blogger on the planet. Why talk about cars if your obviously know sh1t about them.

    Are you seriously talking about a ricer and an r8 on the same sentence?
    you can set up any ricer to beat most cars idiot. The 1/4 mile isnt the only thing thats important.

    the r8 is an automotive marvel. but dont take my word for it, take the word of all the car enthusiasts and car experts that say that this car is almost perfection.

    yea it could need more speed, but since when is speed what makes a car.

    do us a favor and quit blogging about cars, because you obviously clueless about cars

    • Dear nameless reader, when talking about cars you should not argue about tastes. It’s like you saying to me that you like Jenna Jameson and, when told that she’s a b***h, you would answer “Yes, but she f***s you good.” True, but when talking about women it’s not all about f***ing. So, it’s about what you want from a car/woman.
      Oh… and about me quitting blogging, I won’t do that just because I’ve hurt a R8 fan’s feelings. I would have considered retirement if the car in discussion was a real car.

      • “if the car in discussion was a real car” ? reaaly did you just say that, could u sound more like you have a personal vendetta against an r8. Did somebody you liked with an r8 broke your heart or something, bc god your idiotic.

        Have you ever hear of evo magazine? the r8 was name best coupe, remember that of course you don’t.

  • funny how you try to compare the car and say its about to taste when clearly it is not just about taste because you write that the people that buy that car are and i quote ” people who have more in their pocket than in their head.

    obviously this is a problem that you have because the “experts” all love the car.

    If this was about your opinion then fine, but you went further than that, you try to pass r8 owners as idiots when in truth the r8 is one of the best cars, go read a fvcking car magazine. Like I said you have no understanding for cars. probably never rode in a nice one. You are just a bitter idiot.

    And its not about being an r8 fan, its about the fact that they let idiots like you post on their website.

    you have no knowledge about automotive, just personal tastes.
    if thats the case, write upon that you buffoon.

  • Come on… Mr. No Name… “experts?”… No serious… It’s so hard for you to have an opinion of your own? hmm… experts… The guys from Top Gear are one of the best in the journalism biz… so, they are “experts”… And every time they remind us that Range Rover is the ultimate 4×4 and that Aston Martin is building the greatest cars in the world. So what do we do now, we simply take them for granted or we use our heads to filter the information? That’s how I believe things work.
    I hate the R8? So, what? Sue me for saying R8 sucks. Sue me because a car that looks like a 2035 spaceship has the speed of the 1800′s carts.

  • when did I once use the people from top gear as experts. Stop tryng to find bogus counterpoints.

  • and way to go on deleting posts. great blogger you are

  • lol… dude… is it just me or you enjoy posting here? keep up the good work… your comms make me laugh every time, so please, keep entertaining me. oh… and you should really use the guys from TG as experts, they really are, they have bigger mileage with supercars in reverse than you an me driving our day-by-day cars.

  • ok… I have to explain why I called the R8 owners mindless. Them not having brain is their only alibi for doing the mistake of buying a R8. Why should you, when the automakers gave you alternatives named 911 Turbo, Vantage or Maserati Granturismo S? It’s like going to the candy shop and buying a cake because it looks good and has chocolate glaze and only when you get home you discover that the chocolate is nothing else but sh**. Why I hate the R8?… That’s another story.

  • Wow you are a f-ing idiot, Are you seriously comparing the r8 with the GT and the vantage… seriously, are u moron or are you doing this on purpose, the GT is all luxury and looks, it doesnt even move, and it couldnt even hang with and r8 on a track same with the vantage. And dumba$$ a candy shop doesnt sell cake, its called a bakery, and if you bought a “cake because it looks good then that would be the GT and the vantage, they both ar luxurious good looking and comfortable.

    The r8 is the ultimate car between track and daily drive.

    I don’t know why I keep arguing with someone that has no f-ing clue about wtf he/she is talking about

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